Greetings from Mr. Mast

"This just in - I just took a massive blog in my pants. More on the situation as it develops."

Howdy faithful readers. I've been feeling crappy the last few days, but believe me, I hope all is well with you and yours. I'm not one of those people who takes pleasure in the misfortunes of others, unless they happen to be a really crumby pricks, or I can somehow make a fast buck off it. As I hope you noticed the site has undergone something of a metamoprhosis and it shouldn't be long until our "facility" is turning out replicants in numbers that will insure our eventual world domination, or at least a back-link on imdb. Our new and improved site with it's new car smell and handsome leather appointments (unless you're a vegan) come thanks mostly to the Boneman and our own evil genius, Adam Wilson - say Hello to the people Adam - "mmmhh ... Adam need bean dip - you promised plenty bean dip? Frito Lay - 'Aye yi yi yi - damn you fools - don't you know I'm the Frito Bandito? I could have you all killed with a stroke of a key. Corn chips and spicy bean dip or taste the bitter bile of universal apocalypse." "Bean dip it is Amigo - just hold off on the Armageddon.

Adam has worked tirelessly to make the site easier to navigate and has added several bitchin' new features. Including the latest juicy gossip from our British friends over at thehollywoodnews.com. As the Boneman stated, he plans on making with the funny at a more rapid pace. The rest of us (i.e. Kyle, Tyler, Tyson, Ryan, Jeff, Doug, Sir Dizzy, etc.) will do our very best to keep things continuously updated. We've fallen a wee bit behind in the movie review department because of our extended coverage of the glorious CineVegas Film Festival. Between dozens of screenings, film maker disucssions, afterparties, and The Boneman dancing his drunk little ass off, we have a lot of catching up to do. Rest assured, we'll get caught up. Spread the word about our new face lift. And be sure to watch for upcoming reports including my take on Superman Returns in Imax 3-D, a review of Pearl Jam and Sonic Youth Live in Las Vegas, a typically massive piece on Comic-Con in San Diego, and our coverage of Lollapalooza in Chicago. It's all coming up on Zboneman.com - so stay tuned or else!