Howdy Folks

Nick Nack Paddywack - Give a Blog a Bone! A good daily boning - at long last. Just like Bonemannah from Heaven. The future just got a little funnier.

Welcome to the new and improved zboneman.com - go ahead climb on in - let's take her for a spin, we're gonna have ourselves a good old time in this baby. Feast your eyes on all the fancy extras, Celebrity Gossip, Instant Post Comments (go ahead drop the f-bomb and watch it go right up - this is America fuck Ryan out loud). And best of all you're going to get a righteous dose of the Bone each and every day - courtesy of the Bone Blog. I've also lined up some guest bloggers and we'll also turn the Blog over to our readers. If you've got something to get off your chest and you're capable of slapping a couple of two-syllable words together in a meaningful sentence you might just become an accessory to the crime. Remember, anger is okay, but we're more likely to give a shit about your plight if you make us laugh. As a wise man (me) once said, "Life might not always be that great, but it's usually pretty funny."

So as we stand on the threshold of this exciting new bon-era, crack open a cold one and raise your bottle in fond remembrance to Bone Lange Sine. We've got so much cool shit in store that we'll be unveiling in the near future, that you'll wonder why it took us so long to get it up. Trust me, it's gonna be so big and slick that it'll have been well worth the wait. By the time we're done zboneman.com will be able to do about everything short of unloading your dishwasher.

So spread the word mi amigos - I might not get much sleep and liable to be kind of a stressed out pain in the ass to live with but I'm promising to make with the funny every day. Of course I'll be observing Shabbat, and Groundhog Day and there'll be days when I'm hungover, or I just don't feel like it - but mostly I'm going to deliver, and if I don't you can get on there and give me shit about it. This is gonna be fun - so brush off your A game and be ready.