Play our little game we call X-mas X-es

If you need another hint this one don't go to Eleven.

Though it's been nearly a dozen long old years,
He must have been gazin' thru dozens of beers.
After all the man's been the sexiest alive,
but on the ten scale this one barely rates a five.
Perhaps he was looking for what lies beneath,
Cause she's got sixty seven or sixty eight teeth.
She's rolled with the punches like her mommy taught her
Now she's got a snoz like Jake LaMotta
He's not a doc but he played one of TV
And to him commitment is worse than VD
By now you should've guessed her former beau
Parsely, sage Rosemary pick his mama yo!
As an actor and director he has yet to suck,
If you aint got it yet Good Night and good Luck.