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Two Signs of the Second Coming

Two Signs of the Second Coming

I apologize for my silence yesterday, Comic-con is coming up and Adam reminded me that I should get a few copies of my script – the future best picture nominated Fanclub, ready in case the big opportunity arises. After my latest revision I needed to proof it, before running off the copies that I'll... [More]

[Mon Jul 10th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

Kim Jong Ill'n

Kim Jong Ill'n

I just got off the phone with Kim Jong Il, I just figured I'd try to talk some sense into the nutty bastard, but there's no getting through to the guy. I'm like dude what gives – your silly little missiles don't even make it past the city limits, man? What happens when you strap a nuke to one of tho... [More]

[Sat Jul 8th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

Holes

Holes

Word on the street is that Michael Jackson wants to record a duet with Eminem. Makes perfect sense, after Eminem took every last ounce of piss out of the King of Pop in his "Just Lose It" video. I'd just be thrilled to have two such enormous talents pool their resources, Yo I wanna write a lyric for... [More]

[Fri Jul 7th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

Polygs n' Me

Polygs n' Me

Note: this one starts off kind of dull and informational, but hang in there, the jokes will eventually come. Polygamy is getting to be big news anymore, you got this Warren Jeffs character (lucky for him he was born into Polygamy, because that dude couldn't get laid in Vegas with a brief case ful... [More]

[Thu Jul 6th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

Hanging Judge

Hanging Judge

I'd just about made a clean break to Yellowstone, when the news hits about some federal judge who spends his days in court with his penis inside a suction devise. It's not altogether clear whether he was using the pump device to increase the size of his little jury member, or if jurisprudence had j... [More]

[Fri Jun 30th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

Chat and Ugly

Chat and Ugly

For those of you following the new and improved, you may have noticed that I've been coughing up a bone pretty much every day. So far so more-or-less good, I suppose - it feels good to once again be astride the bone pony, but the daily emission will be coming to a temporary halt. Yes, the wife and I... [More]

[Thu Jun 29th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

The Passion of Superman

The Passion of Superman

After having just seen an advanced screening of the much anticipated Superman Returns I feel compelled to toss off a quick review – I'll try not to spoil anything for you many earthlings who will be hitting the multiplex over the next several days. Obviously there's been a lot of rumors circulati... [More]

[Wed Jun 28th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

Bonfire of the Valkyries!

Bonfire of the Valkyries!

The first thing that crossed what's left of my mind this morning was that I wanted to take a crack at taking the piss out of this Ann Coulter broad. The great Valkyrie of the ultra conservative reactionary right – pundit, author, moralist, TV personality - the chick making out with Condee Rice when... [More]

[Tue Jun 27th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

Nut Shells

Nut Shells

The Boneman as Blogman must suddenly pay more attention to the world than he ordinarily would. Check me out, there's been two recent proposals to start pulling our boys out of Iraq. A Democratic Senator's proposal was voted down with a score reflective of a half of basketball between the Miami Heat... [More]

[Mon Jun 26th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

Virgin Suicide

Virgin Suicide

Here it is Shabbat, and I'm violating my covenant and writing jokes – oy vey. I skim around reading this blog and that, and I really don't know how they ever got so popular. Mostly they seem like a lot of self-appointed authorities on everything, blowing the lid off this conspiracy and that left wi... [More]

[Sun Jun 25th, 2006] Written By: The Boneman

Morning Report

Morning Report

Where does a fella start? Not at the beginning I can't remember much further back than a few days. Let's start with today. Today I was roused by my menstruating hysterical wife at 7 AM. I knew it was coming, though most unwelcome after a fitful hour and a half of sleep I felt head-achy, all hollowed... [More]

[Sat Jun 24th, 2006] Written By: The boneman

Greetings from Mr. Mast

Greetings from Mr. Mast

Howdy faithful readers. I've been feeling crappy the last few days, but believe me, I hope all is well with you and yours. I'm not one of those people who takes pleasure in the misfortunes of others, unless they happen to be a really crumby pricks, or I can somehow make a fast buck off it. As I hope... [More]

[Fri Jun 23rd, 2006] Written By: Adam Mast

Howdy Folks

Howdy Folks

Welcome to the new and improved zboneman.com - go ahead climb on in - let's take her for a spin, we're gonna have ourselves a good old time in this baby. Feast your eyes on all the fancy extras, Celebrity Gossip, Instant Post Comments (go ahead drop the f-bomb and watch it go right up - this is Amer... [More]

[Thu Jun 22nd, 2006] Written By: The Boneman