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Keeping Up with the (Indy) Joneses
Keeping Up with the (Indy) Joneses
I absolutely love Indiana Jones. Raiders of the Lost Ark is one of my all time favorite movies. The latest chapter in the famed franchise has been in development for years. Shawshank Redemption director Frank Darabont took a whack at the screenplay (for whatever reason, George Lucas rejected the scr... [
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[Sun Jul 1st, 2007]
Written By: Adam Mast
Preliminary Police Report
Preliminary Police Report
Oh Happy Day, Tyson Cantrell (the Prodigal Son of a Bitch) Returns with his colorful account of the Big Police Reunion. MGM Grand Hotel/Casino Las Vegas, Nevada Usually I don't like to be around the police. They make me nervous. A friend somehow finagled five tickets off the internet for the... [
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[Fri Jun 29th, 2007]
Written By: Tyson Cantrell
CineVegas Adam Looks @ My Name Is Bruce
CineVegas Adam Looks @ My Name Is Bruce
Featuring reviews of Look and handles My Name is Bruce! with care. LOOK (R) Look is not at all what I expected. After reading a synopsis about the film, I was lead to believe this flick would be a documentary comprised of actual surveillance footage pulled from various security camera sy... [
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[Thu Jun 28th, 2007]
Written By: Adam Mast
Plumbing New Depths
Plumbing New Depths
About two weeks ago my water heater crapped out. Not such a huge deal, right? Call a plumber, have him check the element first and if it's worse than that you pony up for a new one. Not quite that simple, I'm afraid. That approach is for people who have water heaters they can "see." Although we know... [
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[Wed Jun 27th, 2007]
Written By: The Boneman
Boneman's CineVegas Finale
Boneman's CineVegas Finale
One More Saturday Night Charlize Theron received the annual Half-Life award, probably because of all that radiation she was subjected to in The Astronauts Wife. Which is just a really lame joke, The Half Life award goes to someone who has amassed an impressive body of work, but still has many pro... [
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[Fri Jun 22nd, 2007]
Written By: The Boneman
CineVegas Week 2 - 2 Much Fun
CineVegas Week 2 - 2 Much Fun
Upon our return to the festival on Thursday Evening we got there in time for a cocktail party up in the Director's Lounge (A suite with the furniture rearranged) certainly don't mistake this for sarcasm, because one of the new appointments to the room was a bar. One of those special kind, with the w... [
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[Tue Jun 19th, 2007]
Written By: The Boneman
CineVegas: A lick and a promise
CineVegas: A lick and a promise
By evening tonight I will have another juicy CineVegas report up for your perusal and amusal - a number of interesting and perhaps life altering incidents transpired. Among them was a handshake to end all handshakes from my own personal hero David Lynch. Had I not met his grasp with a solid handle o... [
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[Tue Jun 19th, 2007]
Written By: The Boneman
CineVegas Big Report
CineVegas Big Report
CINEVEGAS! Report #1! By Adam Mast Oh how I love glorious CineVegas. It's just like Sundance only far less hectic. This year, The Boneman and I have a little assistance in the form of moonlighting writer Tyler Sanders and our newest recruit, the legendary Jeff Dresback. We've wanted Jeff on boa... [
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[Tue Jun 12th, 2007]
Written By: Adam Mast and the Boneman
CineVegas Report - A Dark Day 1
CineVegas Report - A Dark Day 1
With CineVegas in full swing Adam and I will be taking a break for a couple days in order to catch up on that arduous and oh-so important aspect of covering film festivals – the actual "writing about it" part. Meanwhile our hot new recruit noted cinema scholar Jeff will take over the Watch while we... [
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[Sun Jun 10th, 2007]
Written By: The Boneman
Vegas Ahoy
Vegas Ahoy
It looks like we're off on another cinematic adventure. Headed points south to the quaint little "blink and you miss it" burg known as Las Vegas. Accompanying Adam and I on our initial foray will be the inimitable Tyler "the Colonel" Sanders. Who has counterfeited an invitation to Lyndsay Lohan's 21... [
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[Thu Jun 7th, 2007]
Written By: The Boneman
Two Thumbs Knocked Up
Two Thumbs Knocked Up
I felt inspired today to urge everyone (of legal age) to let nothing stop them from seeing the best film of the year - at least until the Oscar push of the Holidays. Laughs ambush you from all sides as even those character with the briefest opportunities come armed with the goods. It's hands down... [
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[Tue Jun 5th, 2007]
Written By: The Boneman
What Happens at CineVegas
What Happens at CineVegas
CINEMATIC BLISS IN SIN CITY! A CINEVEGAS PREVIEW! For those of you who love The Sundance Film Festival, but are tired of escalating ticket prices and waiting long hours in line, why not head down to Sin City and attend CineVegas? This ten day film festival was created by Sundance senior programm... [
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[Thu May 31st, 2007]
Written By: Adam Mast
Star Wars Turns 30
Star Wars Turns 30
It's hard to believe that George Lucas' iconic universe turned thirty this week. I was eight years old the first time I saw Star Wars and it left a long lasting impact on me. It was a warm day in Santa Rosa, CA. I can't remember the name of the theater, but it was a single screen. This was way back... [
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[Tue May 29th, 2007]
Written By: Adam Mast
Post-Post-Season Depression
Post-Post-Season Depression
Know this about the Boneman, I love the Utah Jazz. When they win, it pleases me very much. When they lose, I can be pissy for several hours. Right now I'm struggling to keep all my personal relationships from falling apart and fantasizing about the plausibility of murdering a referee and getting aw... [
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[Sun May 27th, 2007]
Written By: The Boneman
Bone in Progress
Bone in Progress
Celebrity marriages make for some of the luckiest flies ever to eavesdrop from the living room wall. If you mix Ryan O Neal's exchange of gunfire with his son and that infamous Farrah Faucett meltdown on David Letterman into the equation you've gotta believe that the O'Neals put on a lively show for... [
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[Fri May 25th, 2007]
Written By: Boneman
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