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Vegas Ahoy

Vegas Ahoy

It looks like we're off on another cinematic adventure. Headed points south to the quaint little "blink and you miss it" burg known as Las Vegas. Accompanying Adam and I on our initial foray will be the inimitable Tyler "the Colonel" Sanders. Who has counterfeited an invitation to Lyndsay Lohan's 21... [More]

Two Thumbs Knocked Up

Two Thumbs Knocked Up

I felt inspired today to urge everyone (of legal age) to let nothing stop them from seeing the best film of the year - at least until the Oscar push of the Holidays. Laughs ambush you from all sides as even those character with the briefest opportunities come armed with the goods. It's hands down... [More]

What Happens at CineVegas

What Happens at CineVegas

CINEMATIC BLISS IN SIN CITY! A CINEVEGAS PREVIEW! For those of you who love The Sundance Film Festival, but are tired of escalating ticket prices and waiting long hours in line, why not head down to Sin City and attend CineVegas? This ten day film festival was created by Sundance senior programm... [More]

Star Wars Turns 30

Star Wars Turns 30

It's hard to believe that George Lucas' iconic universe turned thirty this week. I was eight years old the first time I saw Star Wars and it left a long lasting impact on me. It was a warm day in Santa Rosa, CA. I can't remember the name of the theater, but it was a single screen. This was way back... [More]

Post-Post-Season Depression

Post-Post-Season Depression

Know this about the Boneman, I love the Utah Jazz. When they win, it pleases me very much. When they lose, I can be pissy for several hours. Right now I'm struggling to keep all my personal relationships from falling apart and fantasizing about the plausibility of murdering a referee and getting aw... [More]

Bone in Progress

Bone in Progress

Celebrity marriages make for some of the luckiest flies ever to eavesdrop from the living room wall. If you mix Ryan O Neal's exchange of gunfire with his son and that infamous Farrah Faucett meltdown on David Letterman into the equation you've gotta believe that the O'Neals put on a lively show for... [More]

Rambo is Back, And is He Pissed!

Rambo is Back, And is He Pissed!

Last year saw the return of Sylvetster Stallone's iconic palooka Rocky Balboa. For Sly's next film, he'll be reaching into the vault yet again, ressurecting the one and only John Rambo. Times certainly have changed since Rambo 3 graced the screen way back in 1988, and with the sensitive (and extrem... [More]

Losing My Religion

Losing My Religion

Recently Pope Benedict XVI - the leader of the Catholic church - made a rather remarkable move. He decided to get rid of Limbo. Poof, it's gone, just like that - no longer exists. No big deal really - it just means that over a billion people will have to change what they believe about life after dea... [More]

Coachella Version 3.0

Coachella Version 3.0

Hello everyone. Kyle and I just got back from three wild days at Coachella. What a blast. We've got a massive report for you right here. Keep in mind that the two of us have similar musical tastes (as you'll clearly notice on our best of fest lists), but we attempted to be as diverse as possible. T... [More]

A Hella Coachella

A Hella Coachella

As I sit here sweltering in the unseasonably warm spring digits (90+) my trusty cohorts Adam and Kyle are chillin' in Palm Springs, no doubt grooving to the sounds of perhaps the best Coachella Festival line-up ever. I will say that I feel lucky that I didn't go with them this year, because I got a... [More]

Adam's Showest Finale

Adam's Showest Finale

Though I'm a bit late getting this posted, there's a lot here for the movie geek in anyone. HAIRSPRAY The Hairspray presentation was far and away the most exciting (and entertaining) event I was witness to at ShoWest 2007. It's not often that you see a remake of a remake of a remake, and tha... [More]

Easter Bone-ette (NEW)

Easter Bone-ette (NEW)

This Easter saw the Bone-domain crowded with a regular hutch of rug-rats. Cousins in numbers odd and even converged ‘til every last couch and sleeping bag was pressed into service. It was a pretty good time considering that most of them stayed 3 days. Though I'll admit that there were a few times wh... [More]

What Without Bob?

What Without Bob?

What's up readers? Once again, I've fallen behind in my duties here at Zboneman.com (something, I must confess, happens far too often). The past few weeks have been moving at a feverish pace. I'm still reeling from ShoWest. My final report is still in the works. Hopefully, I'll have it up within the... [More]

What Happens in Vegas is Funny!

What Happens in Vegas is Funny!

This will be my final Showest report. (I swear) I'm going to start with a review of El Cantante (is it Gigli 2?) starring Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Antony, and then fill you in on Lionsgate's presentation starring my run in with The Exorcist king William Friedkin. Don't miss this one, this is th... [More]

Showest Young Man Where Hollywood Meets Vegas

Showest Young Man Where Hollywood Meets Vegas

Sorry about the delay on our latest batch of ShoWest reports. There was a lot to see and a shit load of notes to transcribe, and in the midst of all that, I've been hitting a ton of movies. I've managed to get most of those up save for Shooter and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which should be up soo... [More]