Blog, Blogger, Bloggest. Haven't got the bloggiest idea? Get a daily dose of the most twisted and unique comic mind in cyberspace. Nothing and no one is safe from the jaundiced laser beam of the Boneman's omniscient gaze. The point being that accurate reporting and sanity in general will always take a back seat to inspired comic genius and/or cheap, mean-spirited potshots. http://zboneman.com/blog/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:06:03 +0700 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://www.zboneman.com/images/logo_opaque.png http://www.zboneman.com/ zBoneman.com. http://www.zboneman.com/blog/rss.xml http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Adam-Mast-Reveals-His-Picks-For-Best-Films-of-2011-22196.html MY FAVORITE FILM EXPERIENCES OF 2011! By Adam Mast Its that time of year. That time when insignificant film fans such as myself throw together our pointless Best of Lists. Truth is, I love January for this very reason. Its a great opportunity to turn someone on to a title they might not be fa... Adam Mast Mon, 23 Jan 2012 16:27:00 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Guerilla-and-Horror-Fest-Recap-22178.html GUERILLA SHORTS SHOWCASE AND 2011 HORROR-FEST RECAP! For Zboneman.com Another Horror-Fest and Guerilla Shorts Showcase has come and gone. Our tenth is now in the books. What a magical weekend it was. Firstly, a huge thank you to The Electric Theater and Westates for hosting the event and to S... Adam Mast Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:11:26 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/A-Decade-or-Decadence-Horrorfest-at-Ten-22164.html HORROR-FEST TURNS 10!!!! What do Evil Dead 2, Psycho, The Shining, The Exorcist, The Omen, Aliens, The Howling, Fright Night, Dead Alive, Creepshow, The Thing, Return of the Living Dead, Dracula, Frankenstein, Dawn of the Dead, Phantasm, The Fly, Re-Animator, An American Werewolf in London, The... Adam Mast Sat, 08 Oct 2011 20:55:27 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/The-Little-Hollywood-Shootout-22161.html Guerilla Short Competition offers Big Prize Money in Little Hollywood. Hello everyone. Just wanted to let you all know about "The Little Hollywood Shoot-Out". I know everyone is back in school and time is an issue, but this competition is going to be a lot of fun and from what I understand, the... Adam Mast Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:32:21 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Comic-Con-Video-Blog-Day-Afternoon-22142.html A COMIC-CON ADVENTURE! VIDEO BLOGS Featuring a look at Breaking Dawn, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, Drive, Prometheus, In Time, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Adventures of Tintin, The Amazing Spider-Man, Fright Night, Twixt, Knights of Badassdom, and oh so many more! I've been attending... Adam Mast Wed, 27 Jul 2011 01:16:10 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Homewrecker-22141.html Though I grew up just 50 miles north of Temple town, the climate is dramatically different. A Cedar City sizzler "might" flirt with a hundred, but the same day in Utah's Dixie would make a chicken fly straight up in the air shit and 'die.' The problem is that if it's too hot for a kid to go outside,... The Boneman Thu, 14 Jul 2011 18:27:14 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Adams-Interview-with-The-Guard-Director-John-Michael-McDonagh-22131.html Amidst a summer full of big Hollywood blockbusters and high profile studio films, its easy for smaller pictures to slip through the cracks. Its up to sites like this to help make audiences aware of films they might not find out about otherwise. While movies like Transformers: Dark of the Moon and Ha... Adam Mast Thu, 07 Jul 2011 13:54:55 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Throwing-the-Book-at-Me-22122.html So we finally got Osama Bin Rotten. I guess it's a good thing. At least we got him before we had to explain to an entire generation of Earthlings why the old skeez needed a good killing. It wouldn't have gone over nearly as well ten years from now. I can't help but picture viral footage of a crazed... The Boneman Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:55:59 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/CinemaCon-Video-Blog-22109.html Featuring a look at Super 8, Thor, Kung Fu Panda 2, Puss in Boots, Foo Fighters: Back and Forth, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, the Showroom Floor, Awards Event Press Conference bits (with Ryan Reynolds, Vin Diesel, and Blake Lively), and a snippet from a digital film making seminar with James Camero... Adam Mast Wed, 13 Apr 2011 22:05:56 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/A-Sunbeam-For-Him-22041.html I believe I mentioned something about this a few months back, but in case you missed that undeniable masterpiece, I'm in the midst of a comprehensive campaign to straighten up my act. It's a good project to undertake in general (regardless how arduous, massive or hopelessly impossible it may seem) b... The Boneman Tue, 02 Nov 2010 22:18:03 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/The-Things-We-Do-For-Love-21963.html The Things We Do For Love Sorry about last months bungle, the title "where the hell is purgatory" was a reference to a bit that I cut out at the last minute because my piece was too long (story of my life). As a result of some serious snafuage with the office computer network, not only did the w... Boneman among others Thu, 20 May 2010 13:57:53 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Me-and-Bombshell-McGee-21948.html . . . NEW NEW NEW . . . It looks like they're gonna turn Tiger loose on the links just in time for the Masters. Obviously they couldn't have picked a more grand and auspicious venue for Woodsy to mount his comeback, but speaking of mounting, it would not be pretty if he were to pick such an occasion... The Boneman Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:23:12 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Podium-Bling-21915.html Between the Jazz and the Olympics it's been hard to find time to get any writing done - as of press time the Jazz have won right around 20 of their last 25 games. Yet, believe me, when I consider what happened to the Tonight Show after my casual mention of Conan and Jay, I worry that any reference t... The Boneman Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:36:02 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Feeling-Fined-21896.html In my last column I was making a point about what a no-brainer it was to come up with Tiger Woods jokes and happened to make an off handed reference to Jay Leno and Conan. I just want to say right off the top that I'm terribly sorry and that I had no idea it would come to all this. How bizarre wou... The Boneman Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:33:38 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Speak-of-the-Devil-21753.html With my kids spending a week with their Grandfolks up North in the bucolic splendor near Park City - I sat in my deserted home and discovered the coolest thing – televisions have an OFF switch! How wonderfully strange it was to have the Disney Channel's relentless bubble gum brainwashing babble sile... The Boneman Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:43:01 +0700