Blog, Blogger, Bloggest. Haven't got the bloggiest idea? Get a daily dose of the most twisted and unique comic mind in cyberspace. Nothing and no one is safe from the jaundiced laser beam of the Boneman's omniscient gaze. The point being that accurate reporting and sanity in general will always take a back seat to inspired comic genius and/or cheap, mean-spirited potshots. http://zboneman.com/blog/ Fri, 09 May 2008 09:16:58 +0700 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://www.zboneman.com/images/logo_opaque.png http://www.zboneman.com/ zBoneman.com. http://www.zboneman.com/blog/rss.xml http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Its-the-Portishead-Dummy-21523.html Eleven years after Portishead seemingly dropped off the face of the planet, the Trip-Hop pioneers are finally back with their highly anticipated third studio release. And really, after this much hoping and waiting for it to finally come out, what else could it be called other than Third? Thank G... Kyle England Thu, 08 May 2008 19:01:10 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Another-Simple-Plan-Goes-Bad-21516.html The Ruins is a thrifty little horror film that really made my skin crawl. It isn't necessarily groundbreaking in terms of plot structure, but it does offer up big time payoffs that may cause some film goers to cover their eyes. The Ruins opens with a very familiar set up. A group of twenty somet... Adam Mast Fri, 02 May 2008 00:02:44 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/The-Hobbit-Is-Coming-21507.html So yes, it is true. We've been slacking a bit here at Zboneman.com. Well, not slacking exactly. We've all just been really busy. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that this is not a big time money making operation. Folks like The Boneman and myself don't exactly make bank. We do this stu... Adam Mast Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:30:13 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Pecking-Order-21499.html Don't worry - I'm not gonna go off on another long-winded election rant. I was just wondering if Bill Clinton likes it when other prominent politicians get caught with their pants down like he used to do so prolifically. Does it make people forget about Monica and the gals or does it just refresh o... The Boneman Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:33:48 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Showest-Final-Report-21489.html A look at Warner Brothers, Universal Pictures, Sony Pictures, 21, Redbelt, Then She Found Me, Towelhead, The Awards Banquet and much more! WARNER BROTHERS PRESENTATION GET SMART Director Peter Segal, and stars Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway were on hand to talk about their big screen adapta... Adam Mast Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:43:37 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/ShoWest-2008-Report-1-21488.html It was a rollicking four days for Sheldon and I at ShoWest 2008. Looking to compile video footage for our new show "Film Fanatics", we were also on hand to soak in hours of cinematic goodness. For those not familiar with the annual convention, let me set the stage a bit. ShoWest is thrown by the... Adam Mast Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:01:38 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Showest-Young-Man-Adam-is-off-to-Vegas-for-Showest-2008-21476.html It's Monday March 10th, and we're off to ShoWest 2008. ShoWest is one of the best kept secrets of the film world. The four day convention was set up by the Theater Owners Organization as a showcase for all the latest in Movie Theater hardware. Projection equipment, marquees, theater seats, the lates... Adam Mast Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:20:47 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/McCain-No-Country-For-Old-Men-21467.html By now, I guess I can safely take another swipe at the presidential campaign. It's down to three and, at this point, even if Hillary had lost Texas or Ohio I get the impression she's in this thing 'til the bitter end. Let's face it, those Clintons want their old house back. And if worse comes to sho... The Boneman Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:58:30 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Sundance-2008-Adam-w-Hot-News-From-the-Cold-21447.html I'm now back from Sundance. After hours of thumbing through notes, I've managed to put together a story that will hopefully give you a little insight into one of the biggest and most reputable film festivals in the world. I'm referring, of course, to the Sundance Film Festival. This was my fourteent... Adam Mast Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:01:26 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/zBonemans-Top-50-Albums-of-2007-21426.html I never thought that Arcade Fire would ever top their 2004 debut Funeral for me personally, but this year's Neon Bible blew me away even more so. Much darker and much more bleak than its predecessor, Neon Bible is full of post-apocalyptic tracks that echo an entire generation's feelings on what it's... Kyle England Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:17:13 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Adams-Cinematic-Top-25-21424.html THE BEST IN MOVIES 2007! By Adam Mast It's that time of year again. That time when insignificant film fanatics, such as myself, put together our lists of the year's best movies. Personally, I don't like to do a mere top ten, because I think it sort of discredits all the other great films that c... Adam Mast Sun, 30 Dec 2007 16:18:50 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Leave-Ya-Hangin-Forgetaboutit-21333.html Come on now? If you're reading this article having not read my conversation with Uncle Bone, let me quickly preface this odd tale of horror and disgrace with a quick introduction. My name is Maddy Bonham, again I'm the Boneman's niece and if you were a follower of this column in years past then it's... Maddy Bonham Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:22:06 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Two-Bones-are-Better-Than-One-21319.html Though many of you are unlikely to remember me, I was once a semi-regular player on this team. I was all of 15 years old, in fact, when Uncle Bone first threw me out there to pinch hit for him. Sure, I was nervous and intimidated – kind of a Little Bo Peep running with the big dogs, but my life was... 2 bones Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:14:44 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Adam-Mast-Return-With-Honor-21284.html AN INTERVIEW WITH "RETURN WITH HONOR" SCRIBE TRACY GARNER! Recently, I had an opportunity to take in a screening of a new film called Return With Honor. While this well made independent picture is being marketed as an LDS film, it's messages are certainly universal. Following the movie, I... Adam Mast Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:19:08 +0700 http://www.zboneman.com/blog/Once-Upon-a-Comic-Con-Fri-Bone-Runner-21188.html I'm gonna top off the tank by runnin' this Bladerunner stuff to you. The panel put together a great show and the mountain of goodies they're hooking us up with for this special DVD package is just too juicy. Check it in. Next up was a truly inspiring panel celebrating... The Replicantsd Sat, 04 Aug 2007 18:06:20 +0700