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MKO says Yes Oui Cannes

MKO says Yes Oui Cannes

Mary-Kate Olsen was back in NYC yesterday, but she'll always have Paris. While she was in the city of love for Fashion Week, she supposedly found herself a new man — Lapo Elkann, Italian Lothario and billionaire heir to the Fiat fortune. Remember him sitting right next to MK. Lapo has made a name fo... [More]

[Tue Mar 11th, 2008] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Keeping up with Joneses

Keeping up with Joneses

Catherine recently hit back at claims she had wants to give up sexy roles. She said: "I didn't say that. Don't worry, don't worry you'll see it. It was a misquote I said my husband is giving up roles where he's portrayed as a sex object. No more Fatal Instincts for hubby I'm afraid, but as for m... [More]

[Tue Mar 11th, 2008] Written By: Phyllis Steen
McStain V. McPain

McStain V. McPain

I'm not really a Republican per se, but I am a Mormon and I can recognize the smell of BS even through the airwaves and after the last debate at the Reagan Library I can't believe anyone would vote for someone as "obviously" dishonest and mentally challenged as that senile psycho John McStain. Not... [More]

[Fri Feb 1st, 2008] Written By: The Mormon Madman
Just In Over His Head

Just In Over His Head

Last night Justin helped induct Madonna into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and made headlines with his not-so-subtle jab at his famous exes saying, "The world is full of Madonna wannabes. I might have even dated a couple, (ha ha aren't I the bee's knees) Hey Timbertwerp, Madonna was kicking ass whe... [More]

[Tue Mar 11th, 2008] Written By: Phyllis Steen
PORN meets PETA

PORN meets PETA

Here's Jenna Jameson doing Bettie Page in a new PETA ad titled "Pleather Yourself". Though I'm among the minority who have passed through this life never having acquired an appreciation of Miss Jameson's formidible body of work, I'm all for organizations that fight against exploitation. Perhaps one... [More]

[Tue Mar 11th, 2008] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Meg your partin'

Meg your partin'

Meg just can't say no to yet another tug on her button cute face. As her ears creep closer and closer to their eventual reunion at the back oh her head. That looks like flash glare on her forhead, but sadly it's a patch of exposed skull. Hanks still turning his nose up at the yanks smiles as his thi... [More]

[Tue Mar 11th, 2008] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Flu Shots

Flu Shots

The flu sucks, but apparently to celebrities it's a raging virus like the Black Plague that causes all its victims to be rushed to hospital for emergency medical care. People says: Pop superstardom, it turns out, does not protect you from the elements: Janet Jackson has been hospitalized with a case... [More]

[Tue Mar 11th, 2008] Written By: Phyllis Steen
REM on the Bandwagon

REM on the Bandwagon

Want to make Michael Stipe your Facebook buddy? Here's your chance! R.E.M.'s next album Accelerate will debut online one week ahead of its official release date — on social networking site iLike and any of the sites that use iLike's application, like Facebook. According to Billboard, the March 24 ro... [More]

[Tue Mar 11th, 2008] Written By: Phillis Steen
Bi Polar Parade

Bi Polar Parade

I understand the LA police are coming under fire for turning Britney Spears trip to the nut hatch into a presidential escort. Estimations are it cost in the neighborhood of $5000 to escort the "Confused One" to the hospital. Here's hoping that when I finally go round the bend that I can just drive o... [More]

[Fri Feb 1st, 2008] Written By: The Boneman
Heath Ledger's Dark Night

Heath Ledger's Dark Night

Goodness, one would have thought that Heath Ledger would have had the world by the tail. 28 years old, Oscar Nominated, upcoming role as the Joker in this summer's sure-fire blockbuster The Dark Knight, the follow up to Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins. A two year old daughter Matilda from his coup... [More]

[Tue Jan 22nd, 2008] Written By: The Boneman
Zac Attack - Super Bad or Super Funny?

Zac Attack - Super Bad or Super Funny?

I've always been a fan of the comic/musician/actor Zach Gallonagasifikan (something like that). He seems to pop up all over the place - and his troupe work alongside Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn is always funny. His tasty contribution to Comedy Deathray "Between Two Ferns" lampoons the likes of Li... [More]

[Tue Jan 8th, 2008] Written By: The Boneman
A New 'Dark Knight' Trailer

A New 'Dark Knight' Trailer

The Dark Knight is clearly one of the most anticipated films of 2008. For me personally, I've been more excited for the arrival of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. That is, until I saw this new Dark Knight trailer. I can honestly say without hesitation that this will be the best f... [More]

[Mon Jan 7th, 2008] Written By: Adam Mast
I Know You Ryder

I Know You Ryder

Ryder, son of Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson, has been seen with girlfriend diaper model Nikki Wylder and reports are the two are expecting a son late this summer. Britney Spears had no comment.... [More]

[Sat Jan 12th, 2008] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Will Tony Leava Eva?

Will Tony Leava Eva?

Only a handful of months into their storied marriage, I'm sad to report that San Antonio Spur point man Tony Parker has already been photographed on the offense with a young French Model whose name no one cares about yet. As for the Desperate housewife, she is reserving her comments on her alleged t... [More]

[Fri Dec 14th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen
Trebek Heart Attack

Trebek Heart Attack

Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek was hospitalized Tuesday after suffering a minor heart attack late Monday night, a spokesman for the game show said. The 67-year-old host was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and was expected stay for two days to undergo tests and observation. "Thankfully it was... [More]

[Fri Dec 14th, 2007] Written By: Phyllis Steen