Aiken for a breakin'

Scenes from Clay's nightmare.

Singer Clay Aiken apparently got into a dispute with a woman during a flight to Tulsa, drawing some scrutiny from FBI agents but no charges, a newspaper reported. The 2003 "American Idol" runner-up was on the Saturday morning Continental Airlines flight for a evening show, and concertgoers said afterward that Aiken joked on-stage about being beaten up by a girl earlier in the day. FBI Special Agent Gary Johnson told the Tulsa World there was a dispute between a male passenger and a woman on the flight.
He said the man was a former "American Idol" contestant but did not give his name.
Johnson said the dispute was over the male passenger's foot resting on the woman's armrest. Aiken said it wasn't so much that she shoved his foot off, that it was that she tied a note to his shoelace that read "take your fruity little talentless foot and shove it up his brown Idol. At least your feet don't smell as bad as your last album." Adding injury to insult, when Aiken stood up to confront the women he tripped over his ego sitting on a small boy. All's well that ends well.