Baldwin 2 * in "3 Little Pigs"

"What, you've never heard me do my Jerky Boy's bit? You assholes need to lighten the fuck up - Shit people - learn how to take a goshdamn joke, for the love of fuck."

Alec Baldwin is taking legal action to find out who leaked an answer machine message rant he left for his 11-year-old daughter to website TMZ.com. Baldwin has filed Order To Show Cause papers in Los Angeles Superior Court, to find out why his ex-wife Kim Basinger and her lawyers should not be held in contempt.

The papers, filed by Baldwin's lawyer Vicki Greene, state: "Petitioner (Basinger) is the only thoughtless pain-in-the-ass parent with custody of the 12 or 11 year old disrespectful little pig, possession and control of the aforementioned disrespectful little pig's telephone voicemail message that was disseminated to (TMZ.[the moneygrubbing Zionist].com founder) Harvey (don't) Levin (the bread please, because I'm a greedy and vile Jew) and TMZ.com. I do not know how Jewboy received any information about the court proceeding that was closed to the public, but again, it had to come from some little pig, thoughtless pain-in-the-ass, and/or greedy and vile Jew connected to the proceeding, and it was not poor, misunderstood, white, grownup, thoughtful me."