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Billy Joel's Suicide Pledge

Billy Joel's Suicide Pledge
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Posted By:

Phyllis Steen

Posted On:

Thu Jan 25th, 2007

Billy Joel's past is coming back to haunt him in a revealing new book.

Claims the Piano Man once attempted suicide by swallowing furniture polish and had his wallet stolen by a woman performing fellatio on him under his piano feature in biographer Mark Bego's new tome.

Bego also alleges Joel's second marriage to his Uptown Girl Muse, model Christie Brinkley, fell apart because the rocker couldn't resist flings with his groupies.

But it's the suicide revelation that will shock many fans.

Bego tells US tabloid the National Enquirer Joel was so distraught after his first album release with rock band Atilla flopped, he tried to take his life.

The author says, "Billy was so distraught he tried to commit suicide by swallowing furniture polish.

"Later on, he joked that he ended up 'farting Lemon Pledge for a week.'"

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Brainy Lady- Research Analyst

Brainy Lady- Research Analyst

Bego's book is nothing but "twice told tales"- that Billy has told HIMSELF - (the half-hearted suicide attempt is just one).

AND- Christie didn't divorce Billy- they divorced each other.

The rest of the content is distorted - to say the least- and outright LIES - at the very most.

Quotes and fantasy stories from disgruntled ex-employees with axes to grind. (and skeletons in their OWN closets) -

Don't buy this book- let it die a slow death.

Bego is a celebrity whore - and A HACK.

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