Birkhead Wins DNA Derby

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Larry Birkhead has been named the biological father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn after a lengthy paternity case. The news was released minutes ago as a delighted Birkhead and his attorney Emerick Knowles staged a press conference outside the Bahamas courthouse, where recent DNA test results were announced earlier today.

Earlier it was revealed that DNA testing was actually unnecessary, Birkhead had already been declared the toxological father based on the matching amounts of Methadone found in his and Dannielynn's blood.