Blunt Bursts his Buble

"I should remember how sucky I feel and write a song about it. Wait . . . I don't write songs?"

A New York gossip column has apologized after mistakenly reporting Canadian crooner Michael Buble was spotted failing to flirt with his actress girlfriend Emily Blunt. The New York Post's PageSix column said the singer was attempting to attract the attention of The Devil Wears Prada beauty at the Hotel Costes K in Paris, but failed miserably.

The couple were stunned to read the item, because they assumed it was common knowledge they were together. Sounds to me like they're readying themselves for the indifference of wedded bliss.