Boy Toy Tyson Story Hoax

Maybe I'll just go find Kramer and eat his ass. The color of a man's skin should not affect the flavor.

Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss has slammed reports she plans to hire ex-boxer Mike Tyson as a prostitute in her male brothel. Fleiss has bought 60 acres of land in Nevada and is in the early planning stages of building Heidi's Stud Farm.

British newspaper Daily Star reported last week that Fleiss had asked the convicted rapist to work as a gigolo in the brothel once it opens. However, Fleiss' publicist Charles Lago tells the Las Vegas Review Journal the report is "a ridiculous hoax."

The real victim here is Tyson who had been eating McRib sandwiches like there was no tomorrow since the story broke several days ago. "Oh well," said a dispirited Tyson, "them double cheesebugers on the dollar menu is almost as tasteful as them Mcribs."