Brad & Anj in the Pitts.

Brad cook gormay food, wife does not eat, Brad have the blues.

While standing in line at the grocery store today I couldn't miss a glaring headline on that most revered publication, In Touch magazine, that Brad Pitt and Anjelina Jolie are splitting the sheets. Without even cracking the rag open I learned that it's all Jolie's fault. Yes Brad is constantly on egg shells attending to her every whim, preparing gourmet candlelit dinners which Jolie either skips or shows up with a bald man named Raul whom she uses for the same purposes as a bra. More on this at it develops.