Branjolina - Is it Splitsville already?

Brad and Angelina just happen to be passing by when a bogus Soonie Cruise sighting was in progress.

If there's one publication you can trust to consistently dish the raw truth it's the Star. I might be leary about their cover story entitled Angelina Storms Out and Takes the Kids, if not for a more reputable report wherein the artist commissioned by Jolie to paint her last full-bellied nude portrait claimed that the experience was one of utter insanity. Evidently Angelina lolled about relaxed and butt naked while her newborn cried violently any time anyone tried to seperate her from her Nanny. Meanwhile Brad stood around without the faintest clue as to what to do, sporting a "be careful what you wish for" expression on his face. In any case Jolie evidently showed up unannounced at Hotel Bel-Air in Los Angeles with her wacky assortment of adoptees, a bodyguard and of course her Nanny. You wonder if she wishes she could check out of her life and go pound a case of Miller Lites over at Billy Bobs?