Brit Personality

After shaving her head, reportedly to rid herself of Fedlice, she's taking her hygiene obsession to new heights often seen in public with her own personalized brand of toilet tissue.

Well you certainly can't accuse Britney Spears of being boring, let's face it - compared to Britney, Christine Aguilera is about one notch below Anne Murray. Lately when she ain't got her stubbly cootch stuck to the car seats with peanut butter - she's skipping through the halls of Rehab facilities, like she's making a video and shaving her head bald. True KFed was kind of a skeeze, but I din't know he had lice. In the past several days she's also added two new tats to her body art, we at zboneman congratulate you Brit and wish you the best in your personal quest . . . to find your kids.