Britney Files For Divorce

the website divorcekevin has finally gotten their wish. Britney is cutting Feddy the Freeloader loose and will be back on the market. How long can it be before she adopts a african orphan, Halleluiah!!! Fed is Dead.

You saw it here first, Britney told K-Fed she was going to go vote, but ended up crossing the box next to Marriage Dissolution, siting Irreconcilable Differences. Although I have no further details at this time, this is actually true and not just one of my chaep little jokes. Again, little is known at this time, but it doesn't take Freud to figure out that Britney is tired of playing house with a shiftless, no-talent deadbeat. Being a hot young Mama with more money than you could count, there's every chance she could have her pick of any man in the world. Except for me, you can't buy my heart Brit, the Bonewoman would beat you down and hit you baby ten more times. So back off hussey.