Britney Still Slummin'

Britney's baby pleads with her to find a nice fella like Daddy and settle down. You know this new guy's got a video camera.

Britney - why oh why are you doing this? You have hit a new low by hanging out with greasy Brandon Davis. He is dirty and nasty and not someone to help in your comeback. Last night the twosome were spotted at Teddy's. It's such a shame since Brandon is only known for being a Greaseball jerk and having few friends except for the sharing sisters. Britney, we are at a loss for words - we still see the cute girl in there somewhere but you seem to be fading away fast. She can't get no satisfaction.