Britney to screw Kfed "One More Time."

Some Mommies are leakier than others.

Britney Spears is reportedly planning to leak a tape of her having sex with Kevin Federline in a bid to stop her estranged husband from profiting from their Honeymoon movie. Celebrity porn merchant David Hans Schmidt has already offered $100 million to a man claiming to have a digital copy of the sex tape.

But the singer is considering leaking the 45-minute film on the internet in a move which would make all copies worthless.

Her close friend and confidante Nyla Price tells British newspaper the Daily Star, "Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch. Half of nothing is nothing, and that's what her lying skank of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it. Sounds like one more counseling session could've easily patched things up between those two lovebirds. "And Britney do you take this lying skank to be your sleezeball until death do you part? "Fuckin A," he signed the prenup - I love that inbred douchebag almost as much as Lortabs and Coke."

Whatever the case I think we'll all be diminished if those two kids part ways - What kind of world is it where such scummy creeps like that can't make it work with all the money in the world? Goodness. I think Nyla sums the marriage up quite poetically - "half of nothing is nothing" God bless all of those cheap lowlife mouthbreathers.