Celebrity Foot Goblers

Wall Banger

We are all guilty of spouting off some pretty dimwitted things on occasion, but when you're a celebrity, your words are forever etched into showbiz history!! A note to the following celebrities? Engage brain before opening mouth?

"Wal-mart...do they like, make walls there?"
- Paris Hilton. (No but somebody needs to bang your head against one!)

"I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... a pulsating force of incredible energy."
- David Arquette. (The decaf isn't working out!)

"People in Portugal, they speak Portugenese don't they?"
- Jade Goody.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

- Brooke Shields - during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign. (Maybe Tom was right.)

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger. (I said I'll be back, not bright!)

"I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people"

- Pamela Anderson. (At least the girl is honest!)

"If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live
inside him."

- Drew Barrymore.(Tom Green lost more than one nut!)

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's "Tearin' Up My Heart." It reminds me to wear a bra."

- Britney Spears. (How about a seatbelt as well BS!)

"My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe."

- Celine Dion.

(Face it, Celine - you got fat, don't blame it on the universe)

"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."

- Laura Dern - on the special effects in the movie 'Jurassic
Park.'
(Priceless!)

"Thank you, Brazil!"

- Alanis Morrisette - to a Peruvian Audience! (Those Australian countries all the same!)

"Doesn't that hurt?"
- Anna Nicole Smith - on suicide bombers. (Ouch!)

"I was a little paranoid that I might be buggered by a ghost at 4:00 in the morning."

- Johnny Depp - on spending a night in Oscar Wilde's bedroom. (How big is a sparrow's brain?)

"If I want to put tits on my back, that's nobody's business but mine."

- Cher. (Well if you have anymore face lifts they will be!)

"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, f*%k you. Really. F*&k
you. Period."

- Tom Cruise. (I think he's fallen off the couch)