Don't Be Cheeky w/Dicks

The Mystery Paul pops up. Macca?!

"Travis frontman Fran Healy (l) was once threatened with a knife after refusing to sign a fan's penis. The Scottish rocker was confronted after a gig in New York in 2000.
It was outside the Plaza. It was a really great show. Then this guy outside says: 'Sign my dick.' And I said, 'What's your name?' and he said: 'Paul'. And I said 'There's too many letters in it'. I was cheeky. And he pulled a knife, which is daft. Then he ran into a bar and got arrested." If I had the same chance when he asked for my name, I'd say sign it "how come Travis used to be such a great band but now you pretty much suck?" Too many letters? I'll never tell.