Ellen: Finding Fido

"At least they haven't taken away my Pussy."

It's truly sad the disgraceful treatment of our famous lesbians. First Rosie O' Donnell had her adopted child taken away from her amid accusations of parental inadequacies and now in a similar miscarriage of justice and abuse of power, California animal authorities have similarly taken it upon themselves to adjudge Ellen Degeneres as an inadequate steward of her pet dog and have taken the dog away into protective custody. What's next Melissa Etheridge's goldfish. This all smacks a little too much of McCarthy era hijinx. Leave our lesbians alone. Damn you pinchfaced Republican bastards!