Fear of Commitment Factor

To prove that he's as fearless as Sarah, George is planning on driving his motorcycle off a building tied to a bungy cord. True love is touching.

George Clooney is giving the odds makers a beating, having now stayed with his present girlfriend - former Fear Factor contestant Sarah Larson - for an astonishing 4 months. Clooney reportedly loves the fact that Sarah is athletic and outgoing and doesn't shy away from a mouth-watering batch of walrus womb, when he's feeling a little peckish after grinning lauging hysterically through the Syriana DVD. They plan to spend the Holidays in Darfur. Which is no longer cliche as Paris Hilton is planning on Holidaying in Faux Dar Fur.