First Major BS Story of 2007

Actually the whole story is due to a typo, it was actually Bart Simpson who'se life was altered by Jessica's boobs

Buxom Jessica Simpson claims her breasts stopped her from forging a career as a gospel singer when she was younger, because they made her appear too sexual. The 26-year-old was asked not to sing solos in church, because men found her feminine assets too distracting.

However, having found fame and success as both a pop singer and an actress career, Simpson now "wears" her breasts proudly.

She says, "I always felt they disabled me from what I wanted to do. Now, I own them. They're like wearing a great necklace. You can't pay for that sort of accessory - though I know people do. But they never look as good at the real ones.