Free Willie

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be stupid British piggies.

Musician and star of the movie DUKES OF HAZZARD, Willie Nelson has been charged with possession of drugs. The 73 years-old was charged after Magic Mushrooms and Marijuana were found on his tour bus. The charges could bring a six-month jail term and unspecified fine. According to the BBC, police seized one-and-a-half pounds of marijuana and two-tenths of a pound of psychedelic mushrooms on Monday morning. Authorities are puzzled by the whereabouts of the Redheaded stranger, after cuffing him, he laughed merrily, snapped his fingers and vanished into thin air. LEAVE WILLIE ALONE YOU STUPID NARROWMINDED PIGS - HAS HE NOT EARNED THE RIGHT TO BLOW A SPLIF? FUCK!