George Michaels truckstop troubles.

After it all, George's significant other Still wants his sex. I'm sorry, I'm getting emotional -

It isn't enough that the world seems to be going to hell in a handbasket, (fires floods, global warming, gas prices, the middle east, Iraq, I could go on and on). One glimmer of light in all of this madness is George Michael, I think Michael took one look at depressing state of the world and took it upon himself to cheer the world up. What could be more uplifting than the hilarious fact that Georgy Porgy has for a second time been arrested for indecent activities at a truckstop. He used his head and stayed out of the restroom in favor of the privacy of the bushes, Unfortuantely when he emerged from the bushes after his little tryst with a 56 year-old truck driver - the authorities were waiting to bring the smack down once again. Michael's heartbroken boyfriend/fiance is reportedly planning on going ahead with their wedding, but they've decided to postpone the blessed event until the whoopla dies down. Thanks Mike, you know how to cheer weary world up.