Georgey Porgey Truckstop Orgy

"Hold down the fort will you love, gotta go water the bushes."

Fading pop superstar George Michael is in trouble again, this time with long-term boyfriend Kenny Goss. Evidently, after the photos of the Michael's fat, old and balding playmate went public, Goss is re-assessing their relationship. Good call Kenny. You're going to need more than "Faith" to fend off the funk in that boy's junk. Find another rich has-been to spend your Golden Years with. The two were set to 'marry' in a civil ceremony later in the year. I have a feeling the couple might find it hard to keep anything civil just now.