Gibson Can't Get It Up

Apocalypto: One man's struggle to save his family further embarassment by slipping past the press and into the premiere of his new film by using sewage lines.

Mel Gibson has justified his drunken anti-Semitic outburst as a "screw-up" and doesn't think he should have been singled out for so much criticism. The 50-year-old star is blaming the press for making a fuss about the July incident, and insists "no-one is perfect". Take for example that movie I produced about it - Papparazzi," that thing stunk like Paris Hilton's passenger seat."

"Everybody goofs and screws up and I tell you, if you ask everyone in the world to raise their things if they never said something vicious, something they regretted or something stupid, there wouldn't be many people who would be able to raise those things." Word up!