Great balls of Fire

Don't Play With Fire

Headline as is -

A 20-year-old Minnesota man suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals when his attempts to copy a Jackass movie stunt backfired. Jared Anderson suffered second-degree burns after a pal sprayed him with lighter fluid and set him on fire after the pair watched a similar stunt in the Jackass film.

Headline written correctly -

A 20-year-old Minnesota Idiot suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals because he watched Jackass when he was drunk. His drunk friend convinced him to drop trou and lather up his block and tackle with lighter fluid and then proceeded to burn off his friends penis and balls. Afterwards pundits agreed that a person this stupid should not sire offspring. Balls swell that ends well.