"Hasselhoff wasn't drunk":

Hassellhoff wasn't drunk, but like all Germans he loves himself and hates Jews.

Baywatch star David Hasselhoff has denied that he was drunk prior to a flight to the US
from London Heathrow this week. The Hoff stated that he was sick, rather than inebriated before the flight as a result of medication being taken for his injury caused by a hand injury. Hasselhoff's publicist released a statement after the reports surfaced in The Sun newspaper. "They gave him some strong antibiotics and he got sick at the airport,"
Katz said. "He couldn't get on the plane. It was his choice. He got on the later flight."