Heff's Senility: It keeps me young
"You mean the Kennedy's ran off with Marilyn in a duffel bag? Is that what they mean when they talk about the Day of Pigs?"
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Phyllis Steen |
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Tue Jan 9th, 2007 |
Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has been comforting Pamela Anderson in the aftermath of her split with husband Kid Rock, by telling her about Marilyn Monroe's similar heartbreak. Anderson partly separated with Rock because he was unhappy about her appearance in Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan. Oh I get it Heff, Marilyn was depressed about being used by the Kennedy Brothers who were to their country what Borat is to Khazakstan. In a related story, Heff took not one but two power naps while saying Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan.
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