Heff's senility replaces his hair.

Heffster - how about you toss up a nice shot of her on your myspace page and ease off on the Viagra, your brain's getting hard.

80 year old Playboy chief Hugh Hefner apparently wants Nicole Kidman to strip and appear on the cover of his famous mag. Heff, who is losing his grasp on reality, says she is his ultimate fantasy. The Sun reports Hugh says that she haunts his fantasies along with 2 Dingo's and a talking kangaroo, though he does see her as a a terrific actress. Actresses that have already posed for the world famous Playboy include Kim Basinger, Alison Eastwood (Clint's daughter), Erica Releniak and of course, the other Baywatch babe, Pamela Anderson. Actress? Okay whatever.