Hef's Dirty Secrets

Just check out this hottie - oh lucky, lucky man.

Playboy boss Hugh Hefner believes he only became a womanizer after he was rejected by his childhood sweetheart. Hefner, 81 next month, dated the unnamed girl during his teens, and despite teaching him the jitterbug dance, she promptly ditched him for another boy.

So the magazine chief decided on a make-over. He explains, "That rejection prompted me to reinvent myself. I started referring to myself as Hef instead of Hugh, I changed how I dressed and became a better dancer." At last the secret is revealed - if you want to possess any woman you desire, simply change your clothes and work on your dancing - sweet, I'm so in!