High School Maniacal

"She thinks she knows me - she doesn't know the first thing about Zacariah. Not the first freakin' thing man!"

High School Musical stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Anne Hudgens have reportedly ended their real-life romance after a dream vacation turned into a nightmare. The young lovers were spotted hand in hand at the MTV Movie Awards on June 3rd but a road trip immediately following the event really tested their love for each other.

An insider tells In Touch Weekly magazine, "Zac borrowed a car and the two young lovers headed off on their own. It was raining and Zac couldn't figure out how to turn on the wipers or the headlights, prompting an enraged Vanessa to call him a "dickless little faggot" whereupon Zac pulled over, took the keys from the ignition and threw them in the ocean, then ran in circles around the car calling her a fat-assed whore and occasionally whipping out his genitals to prove the dicklessness allegations false. After more than an hour of this, Zac ran off into the jungle only to return after dark with his face painted with clay as a voodoo zombie. Though she was never able to find any cellular service, she kept the doors locked and took photographs of Zac both naked and in full demonic regalia - occasionally threatening to ruin his career. Sometime during the night Zac (wracked by violent sobs) wandered into the ocean and efforts to locate him have thus far been unsuccessful. Pity, those kids were such a charmed couple.