Kelly-O "Dude where's my Car?"

"Whatever - if you can't find my car, I'll just conjur up a new one. Let's see . . . in honor of my Dad I think I'll whip up a bat-mobile."

Singer Kelly Osbourne found herself standing in a restaurant car park for over an hour on Wednesday night - after a valet lost her car. The 22-year-old was leaving Los Angeles eatery Koi with a friend and became concerned when her Mercedes didn't show.

According to TMZ.com, Osbourne told the valet, "I don't mean to be rude but if you don't find my car I may have to knee you in the groin and kick your teeth in. When it was discovered that Osbourne had arrived in a taxi she remarked, "whatever, then bring around my fucking taxi, stupid wanker!"