Loads of Juicy Tidbits

Simon hours after his Botox injections. Roid rage is real.

Enrique Iglesias isn't ready for marriage - despite dating girlfriend Anna Kournikova for over six years. The hunky singer, 32, was forced to deny reports this week that he had ended his long term relationship with the Russian tennis player. He says, "I don't care about being single or married. Relationships are hard. I am sure children change everything. I don't know. It's just marriage... I don't think I'm ready. Maybe when I turn 40 I may be within reach of my Father's record and once I've surpassed his Wilt Chamberlain-esque stats I'll be ready to settle down.

INXS frontman J.D. Fortune has had his heart broken so many times, he now prefers music to love. The rocker - winner of 2005 reality television series Rock Star: INXS - admits to be so being bad at relationships, he would prefer to 'marry' music. He says, "I had my heart broken and now I've put up my wall by hand - lots of hand. Anyway, music is my wife, so if I got married, I'd just be having sex with my fist."

Elton John ordered 12 portions of fish and chips backstage before a gig in Plymouth, England, on Saturday night - and stunned his staff when he fired a personal assistant for innocently helping himself to a fry.

American Idol judge Paula Abdul has slammed reports she has undergone cosmetic surgery, insisting she has only tried Botox. The former pop star underwent the muscle-paralysing facial treatment in April, and hints her fellow Idol judge Simon Cowell also has a penchant for Botox. She tells the American edition of OK! magazine, "Check behind my ears! You can count the rings to determine my age. I had (Botox) done for the first time six weeks ago in my head, and my brain is now completely wrinkle-free. Simon doesn't have any wrinkles even on his bollocks."

Horror filmmaker Eli Roth fantasises about torturing Kate Hudson on the big screen. The Hostel director has tortured Bijou Phillips and Jordan Ladd in his movies, but would love to see romantic comedy queen Hudson is a gritty horror role. He tells America's Details magazine, "I'd love to torture her. But then again, sitting through one of her romantic comedies is its own form of torture. After sitting through Raising Helen I figured she owes me."

John Malkovich look-a-likes will sit on a double bed for hours in a bid to promote a British flower show Cheltenham in Bloom. Whatever? Beeing John Malkovich,