Lohan Survives Utah

So tan she looked like she's been wrestling with her demons in mud and filth, Lyndsay Loo has made her grand and grimy return over the weekend. For now it would appear that if she's heading for the deep end again at least she's starting in the shallow end of the pool. Lynds and her girls went to a movie and a tanning salon (there's nothing like good old fake California sunshine). A truism among former addicts is that in order to successfully kick your bad habits to the curb, you have to replace it with a healthier activity. Hitting the gym, reading, crossword puzzles (myself when I gave up the bottle, I became a nudist.) Being a nudist is the easiest obsession one could ever hope to have. Seriously, unless I tell them, there isn't a living soul who can tell that underneath my clothes is a rabidly passionate nudist. I could never get enough and it's free! Lyndsay, sweetie listen up - salvation is as easy as slipping out of something more comfortable.

Sadly Lyndsay had to leave behind her new "sugar boy" Riley to languish and pine in the trees of Utah. I hope he's a Mormon and they hook up tight. The tabloids would have a field day calling them LoMo, or her the MoHo. "LoMo were spotted on the Gogo in Soho, which is a NoNo she's on Pa-RoHo" Whaddaya think, nyaaa - so so at best. But I do wish the best for LL I'm just afraid she's going to abuse the booth as she struggles to right the ship. Afterall fall is in the air, that Thanksgiving turkey is roasting golden brown I hoe it doesn't burn, because before you know it it'll be Chrispness-time. I can hear the groans all this way for Chrispness? Come on Dare To Love Me? Actually that's the name of the movie she's expected on the set for today Monday Oct 15. Happy New Year.