Manson & Woods: Smells Like Children

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Rocker Marilyn Manson claims his wife Dita Von Teese Destroyed his soul - "it took a hotel bible and 15 minutes" says Von Teese. Just Teasing. Still it doesn't seem like a mammoth task. "She insisted on changing me, leaving him with "no soul," claims the shock rocker, who is now dating 19-year-old Rachel Evan Wood, (someone call the police!) who he describes as "nothing less than a muse", and I describe as the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

Manson claims he had to end the marriage because it was destroying him. He tells Spin magazine, "She (Von Teese) stopped me from being a rock star." (Funny, I thought it was his last few albums that stopped him from being a Rock star?)

"I was sleeping on the couch in my own home. I was no longer supposed to be a rock star. I was someone who had to be apologized for. I wasn't prepared to be alone. I came out of this naked, a featherless bird... I was completely destroyed. I had no soul (or mascara) left." I guess I had Marilyn all wrong, I thought that sort of thing made him happy. Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against Manson, I just don't like a crybaby. Plus come on man, grab your pole and tackle box and go on back to the grown-up pond. Smells like Children - remember that one?