Mel "Oy Vey - what a week!"

"Relax, I'm just Yidding around, I mean kidding around - oy."

Oy, What a week it's been for Mel Gibson. Somebody changed the welcome to Malibu sign to Melibu, and his famous term of endearment "Sugar Tits," is what all the hip people are calling each other. As you may well have guessed Mel has checked himself into a Treatment Center and his next door neighbor has quite a bit to say about his choice. Evidently Chris Prentiss is the founder of a famous treatment center himself - that advocates a more psychological approach to addressing alcoholism, than the AA 12 Stepper that Mel will be marching to. He goes on to explain why all this is Melavant, but it is too boring to report I'm afraid. Next he will be going to AA - Antisemite's Anonymous.