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More on Mel's Melt Down.

More on Mel's Melt Down.
"I told you kids to take off those yarmulkas and go to bed.

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The Boneman - Various

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Sun Jul 30th, 2006

At what point does a successful actor/director from Australia develop paranoid delusions about Jews. After being stopped for speeding on his way home on the Pacific Coast Highway, he went on a well documented rant about how he was ruined, how the Jews had ruined him, even going so far as to accuse the arresting officer of being a Jew. The scary part is that he only tested .12 for blood alcohol level, so he wasn't even close to being drunk. Which means if he's going to blame his insanity on intoxication we have to look somewhere besides alcohol. I don't want to crucify Mel, he's always been one of the coolest stars he have, and to see him shit and step in it like this is just heartbreaking. I suppose he'll lose his drivers license, which is going to give jokesters like me the opportunity to play off his latest film Apocalypto, to Ya-wanna-lift-yo.

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