No press screenings for 'Snakes'

"I took Viagra for the first time, and I think I should call my doctor. Not only has my erection lasted longer than 4 hours, but it just crawled out of my pants and across the aisle. Could you have a look for it?"

Variety has revealed that New Line Cinema will not be offering pre-release press screenings for their sure-to-be-super-hit SNAKES ON A PLANE prior to it's Augusy 17th opening. The reason? "Understanding that they would be the driving force behind the film, we decided early on they should be the first to see it," the studio said. "They will have the opportunity on Thursday evening, Aug. 17, at 10 p.m. shows across the country. We are not planning any advance media or promotional screenings prior to that."
This film will be huge! It's noted that the film, which stars Samuel L. Jackson and a plane full of snakes, will open on 2500 plus screens across the US.