Paris Ailing - Hell No!

How can this be any fun if you can't touch the balls with your hands?

Now that Paris is no longer behind bars, she has has found an enjoyable way to work off her public service hours. Though she's a few years from being a soccer Mom herself, with her vast experience playing with balls she has found inspiration in refereeing soccer games. She's also spoken of letting bygones be bygones with Sarah Silverman who openly ridiculed her while hosting the MTV movie awards. "I think she's really funny, and courageous, I mean I don't think I'd dare get underneath that husky bugger Jimmy Kimmel. She also went on to mention that Kimmel was the Yiddish word for infinitessimal reproductive organs. GOOOOOOOOOALLLLL!