Richie Gets The Chair

"Back off give her some air, please her head needs air!"

In a move that legal analysts are calling William or Bill sometimes Billy, a Los Angeles judge has sentenced Nicole Richie to death by lethal injection following her recent DUI arrest. Stunned family and friends pictured here filing out the Studio City courtroom, have refused to comment on the surprise decision, but circuit judge Beckham Bender defended his decision by pointing to all of these young Hollywood kids all running amuck and I think it's time someone put there foot down and set a tough example. You don't see any rich priveleged youngsters getting into this kind of trouble over in China." Judge Bender will allow the party girl celeb to finish her recent stint in rehab before reporting to the Women's federal correctional facility in Susanville for execution. Long time friend Paris Hilton, who recently had some experience with the California penal system (plus she did time) was quoted as saying, "Whoa, how . . . crazy, right? I mean that's pretty . . . I'm sorry could you freshen this? It's a G & T."