Rogen Kicks Paul's Balls

Seth, um - can I ask you why you just kicked Paul McCartney in the balls - he didn't drop the baby did he?"

(Untouched) Comedian Seth Rogen was so intimidated when he found himself standing near Paul McCartney at a fund raiser he couldn't stop thinking about kicking him in the crotch.

The Knocked Up actor was unable to stop himself from fantasizing about injuring the ex-Beatle for no reason, knowing such an assault would catapult him to international notoriety.

He says, "Afterwards, Paul McCartney was in the room with us. There was a point where he was three feet away from me and all I kept thinking was, 'If I run up and kick him in the crotch right now, I'll be the most famous man alive.

"'My name will be announced on every news channel in the universe for being the guy who, for no reason, kicked Paul McCartney in the crotch.'"

Seth, you exercized heroic restraint by not knocking up Paul's balls - hence the Headline