Rwanda Hilton

"I can't wait til you get back Paris - I'm going to be your puppy."

Countless magazines and websites have recently published reader polls that are unanimous in their feelings toward Paris Hilton. Basically the message is "enough already" we're tired of the Dog and Phony act. It's time to go to ground, maintain a low pro and then come back in say 20-25 years and bow out gracefully. Only joking, you know I think you're that's hot.

In any case her "people" are scrambling to revive the flagging interest in their commodity by going BrAndJo. The next time you see the pampered American Princess she'll likely be providing aid to a group of unfortunate Rwanda children. Paris isn't a complete novice in the philanthropy game, but this will represent a quantum leap and whether not the American people percieve it as genuine egalitarianism or a shameless bid to revive her besmirched public image eit. when she got out of jail, but she's been trying to change her image in the past few months.

Paris recognizes that this is a big undertaking and admitted to Newsweek that she's scared, saying, "I've heard it's really dangerous, I've never been on a trip like this before. Well except for the time I accidentally took too much mescaline and saw the devil on a moped trying to lasso me with my sisters intestines. I still don't know how he got her intestines. She would have told me about something like that. Then I was in the moped's a sidecar getting a little tour of hell. The devil seemed awfully polite and told me I could have any of the burning bed of nails I wanted when I got back. As hard as I tried to resist I couldn't stop my tongue from saying 'That's Hot.'"