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Katie: "I'm not pregnant, I'm only being purged and prepped."

Tom Cruise's confused and frightened wife Katie Holmes has cackled off reports she is pregnant with their second child. The actors wed in Italy last month after a 19 month brainwashing and seven months after the arrival of their daughter Suri.

Recent reports claim Holmes' stomach was the subject of speculation at the couple's post-wedding party in Beverly Hills, California, with gossips claiming the beauty looked pregnant.

However, Cruise's representative says, "To our knowledge, Katie is not pregnant." "To our knowledge, Katie is not pregnant." "To our knowledge, Katie is not pregnant." "To our knowledge, Katie is not pregnant." "To our knowledge, Katie is not pregnant." "To our knowledge, Katie is not pregnant." "To our knowledge, Katie is not pregnant." "To our knowledge, Katie is not pregnant."