Tarantino Detective Dick Dagger

"Ah Vickie, I see you've brought your little friend?"

Cult movie maker Quentin Tarantino turned down the opportunity to direct an episode of hit TV show Heroes, because of scheduling conflicts.

The Pulp Fiction director - who has previously taken control of the cameras on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and hospital drama ER - admits he has snubbed numerous offers by bosses of the superhero series because he isn't a fan. "I did see this one episode where the cheerleader falls off a beam or something because she's so strong? What I'm thinkin' is to take her and have some lonely dude try to date rape her and she lets him get half way done and then squinches up her cooter and flattens him out, right? But he survives and these evil scientists get ahold of him and like but a real sharp cover over his flattened dick, kind of like a dick holster (would that make a good name? No) I know I know "Dagger Dick", the adventures of Dagger Dick so he's kind of an anti hero for all the nerdy guys who cant get laid and so each episode some snooty babe breaks some poor dweebs heart and then he like prays some special words and poof Dagger Dick. Wait wait wait, I like Dick Dagger, Detective Dick Dagger? Wow how do I come up with this brilliant stuff. I think I have to be some kind of genius Detective Dick Dagger I'm going down to copyright that right now. And like his arch enemy will be the vile vixen Vickie Vise, this is so money I hope somebody's writing this all down? Vickie Vise versus dapper Dick Dagger Defender of Dweebs? Damn