Title For New Rambo - Jailbreak

Among the stars rushing to the aid of Sly is recent steroid user Simon Cowell. Simon says don't do steroids, you'll wind up looking like those big-eyed monkeys in the trees.

Sylvester Stallone was detained at the airport in Sydney Australia after customs officials found him in possession of enough steroids to turn Namibia into North America. At first the megastar joked around with airport officials claiming it was a misunderstanding and praying his celebrity and charm would allow him to wiggle out from under a major incident. No such luck, in fact at this point it appears as if Rambo might have to put in an appearance in the Slambo. In any case he may have to do a Rambo sequel in order to pay the fines that this little Faux Pax may end up costing him. He said: "I do know [why I was stopped], but I can't tell you. To Stallone was quoted as realize it's major, but it's really minor stuff. I just made a mistake ... I misunderstood a few things, (known to many as "laws') and we are going through the process.'' (a process that most have come to know as 'arrest').

Sly was allowed to fly out last night, (and due to the drugs he didn't require an aircraft) but if he is found guilty, he could serve up to five years in jail and/or pay some Rocky sized fines. (Still trying to leaven the mood, he did a passable Arnold as he boarded the plane "I'll Be Back."