Tyra never tires of boob-squeezin'

Upon closer examination the shocking truth becomes clear - Tyra Banks has undergone a head implant - no wonder she's goin nutty - tryin' to squeeze every boob that bounces by.

Tyra Banks groped Rosie O'Donnell's breasts during her TV show this morning, just two months after she stunned fans by doing the same to American Idol star Katharine Mcphee. The model-turned-talk show host jumped at the chance to check O'Donnell's claim that her breasts are natural during a conversation on The View.

O'Donnell said, "I'd like to say my boobs are real too." Banks then asked, "Are they? Can I squeeze them?" Banks helped herself to the large mammal's mammaries right before an obviously intoxicated Mel Gibson stumbled on stage toward Banks bellowing something about his penis being real even though the press have claimed that he's had augmentation down under. Ever the good sports both Tyra and Rosie gave the besmirched celeb a thorough Kilt check. Verdict? 100% USDA Prime. Mel then planted a wet kiss on Rosie, called her Sugar tits and vowed to kick that no good Jew Donald Trump's ass. Now that's good television.